sly-mcp:
whothefuckisalexturner:
abhortion:
ginnifergoodwins:
foodtrucker:
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
#glad to know it’s international
#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus.
lilbitkipsy:
jadedkitten:
The eternal struggle
never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene
(Source: unicorn-stache)
awkwardvagina:
me and my girls on the way to prom
” When your food comes out ”
(Source: niggaimchillinnn)
Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

nevvpenzance:
if i hear one more person say fuckin shit about angelina jolie’s boobs i will personally shave off their nipples with a cheese grater i am sick of insensitive shitty people
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.